THIS IS MY ARMY, WE WILL DESTROY YOU (1)

JAVIER MASCHERANO
I’d guess he grew up watching that crazy Argentine Lucha show. The guys a worker pure and simple, if I found out he was the original Mascarita Sagrada it wouldn’t surprise me. Gerrard gets all the plaudits because he’s English, has got to that Beckham position of being untouchable, even if he plays rubbish and’s part of the New World Order (possibly). But Gerrard’s not in my army, El Super Raton is. And if those two Yank millionaires don't give Rafa cash money to buy little Javier, I'll swim the Atlantic and start snapping the necks of the Montreal Canadians and Texas Rangers players until they pay up.

Birthday Greetings To El Puma

Yesterday it was your hero and mine JERRY ESTRADA'S 50th birthday. The bumps and stuff have caught up with him but I hope he's doing ok. I visualise the not so mini Jerrito Estrada walking into Jerry's dining room holding a cake with fifty lit candles on it, singing happy birthday to his larger version. I bet Jerry got 20% of Jerrito's earnings or something, like an agent, so Jerrito was probably created for drug money. And we wouldn't have it any other way. Looking at the fantastic Luchawiki site I noticed that Herodes was one of Jerry's trainers, which explains alot and makes me happy.

I'll probably do some hero of the week thing, just so I post at least once a week. What for, I don't know. Hero's probably the wrong word, maybe I'll think of something better.