ALF STEWART QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Don "Flathead" Fisher: Now lets get this right, erm Lucas said, erm, put the disc in the A drive. No, was it the C drive?

Alf: I’d go for the A Don.



Jesus, I've just read that last post and all that Liverpool team picking nonsense. I'm not going to be doing that anymore, one I'm too lazy and five will make you get down. Oh no, it gets worse.

Oh yeah, what I wanted to write, and apologies to Stewey for using his space to do it, I was flicking round the channels the other day (month) and there was this new Poirot TV movie on. But it was based in the present and this US policeman said to Poirot (bloke from El Cid/ Dr Octopus), who was looking at some gym equipment, "15 minutes of using that a day and you Mr Poirot will have abs like Brad Pitt in Fight Club." It just sounded so wrong. Yeah, I'm on a role tonight.

Ever Get The Feeling.....Take Up Thy Stethoscope And Walk

It's me again, yes how did you guess, 'cos last time you were really not bothered at all. Hi kids, I'm quoting Betty Boo there, sort of, from that wonderful early 90's beat number "Doin' The Doo". Now I think her and Cathy Dennis write songs for every British girl and boy band in existence. Call it filthy lucre but money's money I guess and even if the songs she write hurt my brain it pays the bills.

Just watching the Real Madrid game and I thought Guti had spider web tattoos on his elbows like he was some latino prison daddy but I noticed they're actually stars, which looks really gay. He just got sent off because he dived and then kicked out at a Murcia player because he fake hurt him. I preferred football when Bernd Schuster and Michael Laudrup were players rather than managers.

I got this special edition Pink Floyd "The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn" album. I'm not a big Pink Floyd fan, I just like their early stuff when dear old Syd was still there experimenting, pulling a bunch of future prog rock dinosaurs by their short and curlies into the 12th dimension. Or something like that. Actually a lot of it sounds like their later post Syd stuff really which sort of means I like Pink Floyd. Ugh. I may as well go and buy the best of CD of everyone that played Live Aid and overdose on rock dinosaurs.

In early October I promised Lucha but didn't deliver on my promise so I'm a big fat liar. I haven't watched any since then, I had a week off work but only watched WCW Nitro from 2000. For some strange reason I got the whole year on DVD a while back, it really is awful. I sort of hoped and remembered it being so bad it's good but it's mostly just confusing brain rot so bad it's bad.

So yeah, what a comeback. I'm not going to promise you anything my imaginary readers. Ok, I promise I'll do an Alf Stewart quote thing in the next 10 minutes. Ugh. Maybe.