Can't get out of bed

Oh jeez, oh jeez guys. El Hijo Del Santo, Solar 1 and Negro Navarro are wrestling in London and I'm too lazy to go. It's probably a 3 hour train journey but still, SANTITO!!. I hate myself sometimes, I really do imaginary reader, I really do. Next Friday, Saturday and Sunday they are putting on lucha clinics for the good people of Londinium and its environs. Hopefully something changes in my mood-life and I order a ticket because I know I'm going to hate myself forever more if I miss this. NEGRO NAVARRO!

I didn't go to the Santo/Blue Panther shows in Colchester(?) a few years back and I still hate myself because of that. Satanico, Ultimo Guerrero and possibly Olimpico (or maybe Tarzan Boy, I forget) once did some arty lucha thing in a gallery in London a while back too. I feel my life would be infinitely better now if I had seen EL NUMERO UNO RUDO in the whole of Mexico live in person. I'd probably have a beautiful girlfriend and be a millionaire now if I'd breathed the same air as Satanico. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go watch some Los Infernales matches and dream.