PAUL LEE WATCH

Yep it's that time of the week again folks for another match from the archives of the man, the myth, the legend that is Paul Lee. When I say time of the week grapple fans I mean time of the year or biyearly as the last one of these humdingers was 7th April 2008. I had to google what the word was for every two years and askoxford.com told me it was biyearly. Not sure about that, I probably got unlucky and instead of asking an Oxford professor I got some drunk sitting on a park bench or Oxford Utd's star centre forward whoever he may be in 2010. If it was 1985 it would have been John Aldridge and I wouldn't trust him to give me the right answer. Dean Saunders maybe.

Anyway, it's back, Paul Lee Watch and all I had to do was put a Smoky Mountain DVD in my DVD player and away we go. Jesus H Christ, he's up against the Heavyweight Champion Brian Lee!! Dutch Mantell mentions that Paul might well be Brian's illegitimate child which made me chuckle. Our hero points to Brian's belt, PAUL LEE WANTS THE TITLE BABY! Sadly I doubt this is a title match as Paul has never ever won a match in Smoky Mountain so I doubt he's the number 1 contender. Brian Lee's music is awesome but I'm still not sure about him as heavyweight champ. He's 6,5 plus but I'm never sure if the locals truly believe in him like they should do, maybe it's because he's from Florida, I don't know. He wins me and them over every now and again, me particularly when all his promos about coming to towns involve him talking about how fit the local women are. This week he talked about the good lookin' women of Benton, Tennessee and how his good friends Tim and GIBSON told him how pretty they were. Getting White Lightnin' Tim Horner's and Rock n' Roll Robert Gibson's seal of approval must surely mean there's some real beauties in Benton!

Paul goes for it early on but ends up getting gorilla pressed by the champ. The flea market Ric Flair then gets control with a rake to the back but then Brian no sells our heroes fierce chops that Jeep Swenson probably taught him to do. Then Paul does what everyone's been waiting for with a perfect Flair turnbuckle bump! He lands on his feet, runs to the next turnbuckle and goes for something high risk that only he and Flair know about but Brian Lee catches him and powerslams him onto the hard, unforgiving canvas. Personally I think Paul's done by now and if I would have been in this Southern School Gym/Armory in 1992 I would have ran to the ring with tears in my eyes, begging the match to be stopped. Thankfully the champ finishes him off with the CANCELLATION, a sort of screwy Razors Edge neck breaker that went a bit wrong but looked all the better for it. Down but not out Paul Lee lives to fight another day and you may read about that day right here soon (2 years time).

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