Well I hope I don't come top of the class

I didn't go to the Lucha and obviously I wish I did. I read some reviews and Solar and Negro Navarro wrestled each other which makes it even worse. Like they're ever going to come back to England. Anyway.....

I got back into my Memphis 88 viewing Friday night and three days later I'm going to try and remember-review it. I remember telling myself that if I can remember one thing then I'll remember everything because it all builds from this one thing. And imaginary readers that one thing is the Studs Stable strolling into the TV Studio like they owned the joint.

Robert Fuller turned up a couple a weeks ago, I guess to just case the joint. He basically beat the crap out of every babyface worth a beating, especially Jeff Jarrett. This week Fuller turns up with his cousin Jimmy Golden, both wearing awesome matching robes. Fuller's valet Sylvia's there too and Robert says they're looking for people to add to the Stable. The first man they call out is Gorgeous Gary Young, who would have been my first pick too. Since watching Memphis 88 I've realised Young's quality and's also a lot taller than you'd think.

I'm trying to piece this all together in my brain, somewhere Jeff Jarrett had a damn good fight with KEITH ERIC. Lance Russell even mentioned on commentary that Keith never beats anyone. But Jarrett gives Eric loads here, bumping around for him. Shit like this makes me start to like Jeff and that's not good. After the match Lance interviews Jeff, who's completely gassed. Damn, I think I'm getting all this mixed up. Somewhere along the way Tojo Yamamoto returned with a new Japanese wrestler called Senshei. This must have happened before The Studs Stable came out because the next guy they want to recruit is Senshei. Tojo came out and Fuller mentions something about slanty eyes and such. Tojo and his boy obviously won't be joining the Stable.

Now then, next thing I remember is Sylvia smacking Tojo over the head with a kendo stick a few hundred times.